tohdaryl:

Paranormal investigations can often be intrusive to the dead. Especially when they are having sexy time. 

susemoji:

home of many classics, such as Spit It And Away and Howl’s Moving Car Sale

susemoji:

home of many classics, such as Spit It And Away and Howl’s Moving Car Sale

Dayyyyyyum

ankimohime:

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Since their height difference is kind of significant, I couldn’t help but picture various scenarios.

sucymemebabaran:

ah yes the four seasons. wet, hot, halloween, and christmas

nathaliesakura:

hEY FUTURE FISH

kiriamaya:

seananmcguire:

everythingrhymeswithalcohol:

elfstaranymore:

Listen up, Tumblr. There are some cold hard facts about being poor that you need to know before you try to talk to me or my family or any other poor person about anything involving money, food, jobs,…

His pointer finger circled my puckered love cave. ‘Are you ready for this?’ he mewled, smirking at me like a mother hamster about to eat her three-legged young.

50 Shades of Grey

Next time you feel bad about your work, remember this shit got published

(via assguardingloki)

iguanamouth:

I was going through my awful ask requests from forever ago and

iguanamouth:

WHY DO I EVEN SET THE ALARM

(old facebook comics part two